TRICKED AGAIN

I had expected that Splish would availed himself to my cam for a visual proof that the Weeders were real. Instead he had fun watching me hunt all over the back 40 for his appearance. When I put the cam down he showed himself. I now need a new pair of boots to keep tracking his movements and catch him unaware of my presence. After he showed himself, he let me in on another trick the Weeders possess which is the ability to carry spear grass for throwing at people that are unaware the damage they do to the plants when stepping on new growth. So, if you have been just walking out in the wilds and get home with spear grass on your pant legs you now know how they got there.

-dhag (weeder headmaster) 3/26/2011

spring visit

This morning I went out to the hill where I last saw any weeders. Sure enough today I don't have the camera, there stood Schlitzzz waiting to visit. I asked him, where have all the weeders gone. He became rather sad at the mention of lost weeder family members. He told me that an area close to here, a farmer had used some bad weed spray and a lot of weeders died. He wanted me to let humans know that if the herbicide isn't organic it might kill the wrong weeds--US! So, I decided that I would use my blog to show people where to buy the right products. He told me that if I come back in a few days, he will bring the family for a group picture. Great news, trouble with that is, it is not the first time he has said that or exactly which day it will happen. We parted ways and the next post I might have pictures.

--dave (weeder master)